Starting Up Again

Its been a long hiatus, so lets think of this as the start again. I will begin to post many over due tales of adventure and exploration. So be ready for the start.

You're slipping

What no new stories from our adventures in Utah with Shafik, or how you, Dave and the team bonded while collecting data???

Senator Biden Mocks Indian-American Minority

As seen on drudgereport.com, during June 17 2006 Democratic Senator Joesph Biden from Deleware insulted the indian minority population of Deleware by saying in jest or truthfully that all the dunkin donuts of his state are run by indians and you need to speak indian before you go in, feeding into a horrible stereotype, showing a closed mindness not expected from an offical of such a high office and possible 2008 presidential canidate. He is the top democrat of the Foreign relations committe of the senate, so such comments are puzzling, I suppose he figured no one watches C-span but he forget C-span caters to the blogger generation. You can read about this at the following website http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/dsp/search.htm?searchFor=biden . I urge you all so basically John, that read my blog to pass along this and email him for a formal apology rather then saying his qoute was out of context, I want him to go on ZeeTv (Indian BET) and do like Trent Lott and tell about his love for Indians. So email him at http://biden.senate.gov/contact/emailjoe.cfm for a truly formal apology. Us indians are fairly apathetic thinking that this is how america is be abused and mocked for 100yrs then get repriations, well i'm tired of this over 20+ yrs of looking the other way and laughing each time giving back a piece of my soul no more this time its to far he needs to apologize, just like catholics being upset by 'Da Vinci Code' or the Brooklyn art museum piece. So if you have a conscience you will email him and pass this information along.

The retold history of the man behind the blog

SACHI...THE HISTORY unbridged version 2.0:

...he moved to Japan where he founded extreme robot wrestling (ERW) . The japanese people were angered at first that a brown man could come and bring them so much pleasure, however, they realized the fight was useless and embraced his unrelenting will. This embrace lasted all of 15 minutes.

After naming him the savior of robot entertainment, they made him supreme ruler of robotland. Robotland, as most everyone knows, is actually a town on the outskirts of legoland. It was here he found peace and tranquility.


In the beginning, he ruled the robots as any good ruler would, with an cast iron fist. Later, however, he began to crave more power as he lavished in all of his 12 year old glory, much like Tsou Tijger in the last emperor. But, alas, he was not satisfied just ruling robotland.
In his hunger for power he tried to overthrow the tzar of legoland with his legion of robots and did so, unrelentingly. The lego wars, which only lasted about two weeks were....version 3 to follow

The untold history of the man behind the blog

SACHI...THE HISTORY abridged version 1:

A long time ago, Sachi was born on a Nazi Native American reservation in the deep south. He was raised on goats blood and chili from his caretakers until he was 4 because they believed it to be a purification ritual and right of passage for young serpent like men. Little did they know, he was part dogwood tree.

Throughout his childhood he learned from his "people" to hate any and all humanlike creatures. Especially those with webbed feet. It wasn't until he worked for the 21st century Acoustic specialists that he met and befriended a webbed foot albino who he would later share a productive hand modeling career with. That tale will be saved for a later time though....


At an early age, he was taught diligently from his prostitute mentors about the true hooking lifestyle. One specific lesson taught was "a penny earned is a penny most likely covered with an STD". It wasn't until he witnessed a life altering sadomasochistic act that he finally learned to stay away from small change; mostly because it may have been up someone else's ass. This outlook change led him to focus all his attention on developing his inhumanly strength acquired from wrestling baby gorilla's for cheese. His talent for confusing primates was relentless which led him to adapt them into his lucha libre style of wrestling. This style was later stolen by WWE's DX (shameless Amir reference) and used in many made-for-TV movies like Nacho Libre to mock the hobbit like half breed. After being thrown to the wolves (literally), a disheartened Sachi sought out to start his own sports/fitness clubs at the age of 8, but with no capital gains to substantiate his existence he...........version 2 to follow

Neelam's Birthday Festivities (Patel's Keep Growing)

This was a day of great of celebration for another Patel came into this world tipping the balance of power in favor of their ranks. One of their greatest warrior's of the Patel klan the prodigal daughter, Princess Neelam a.k.a Neelbert was born. Well on this day the warrior's life is revisited from her training stints in the hills of Ancient Edison to her time as holder of the truth in the Big City (I would say gotham but I'm sure DC would sue my ass faster then I can say Johnny Cochorane, ohh and he is dead). The first picture you see here is of the great warrior training with her light saber against the groggen better known as Drunkness Fratisa Boyus. In her left hand you see her "light saber" (Hair straightner) and in her right hand an elixar of power (ice tea and malibu rum) to help fight the gorggen and keep her strength for the long road ahead.

Here one of Neelbert's posse manners demonstrates the art of glowstick-fu and how this will enable her to protect both herself and Neelbert from impending attacks of Big Bird, and Oscar the Grouch. The warrior (Ami "The Annihilator" Patel) is doing a series of complex hand movements with her battle elements creating an illusion of many arms it has been hence labled "The many arms of Shiva." You can see Neelbert and V for Vip not Vendetta are throughly engrossed, thrilled and scared.

Here stand 4 men and one Mongolian about to embark on a night like no other that will bond them for life. The face of angst that resides on LouRoc's mug says it all, its go time, some of them don't realize the impending doom others just mock it or wag their Gene Simmion Tongue for tonight was the night of Neelberts birthday and this men would have to come into action like never before. Saving lives, having vommit scrapped off their shoes and just avoiding the general debauchery. Never forget, never forget.

Gathered around the mighty orb, these brave young men lead by the fearless SB attempt to approach some harpies on their voyage through the new york city club sea, using the the mighty orb as a direction finder and metric for success. As these mighty modern day vikings go on their quest they bow their heads in respect and pray to mighty VERIZON. All hail VERIZON, in the circle is the belly of Big O, the mighty arms of Jesus, the fingers of Twinkinator, and the back of LouRoc's scalp.




Two others partaking in Neelbert's birthday festivities, did I mention she is 25, not old if male but as a female, and an indian female lets just say she might as well be in a museum. However these two people aren't let ting that bring down their party moods. Throwing some gang signs at us we see Tim Thomas of the Phoenix Suns is not beyond hanging out with the ordinary people here sharing some time at locale favorite Stay.


Here we see the perpetrator resting after comminting the crime at the scene of the crime, the subsequent photoes may be possible graphic in nature so becareful but they needed to be seen by the world. The world needs to be made aware of such atrocities that are being commited on a daily basis. Its not always in faroff lands like Rwanada but rather in our backyard the 33rd street path station.



Evidence

Here in the highlighted blue rectangle you can see the results of the horrific actions commited by SB. Yes yes that is urine, he urinated on the path train station platform in full public view of that dude standing next to the box. No regard for humanity or civility. He just laughed manically as he pissed away, in full view of the platform attendees.

Got Video?!

Testing the google video thing out.. with this funny diddy, enjoy and stay tuned for a music video too dancing in the subway.