The retold history of the man behind the blog

SACHI...THE HISTORY unbridged version 2.0:

...he moved to Japan where he founded extreme robot wrestling (ERW) . The japanese people were angered at first that a brown man could come and bring them so much pleasure, however, they realized the fight was useless and embraced his unrelenting will. This embrace lasted all of 15 minutes.

After naming him the savior of robot entertainment, they made him supreme ruler of robotland. Robotland, as most everyone knows, is actually a town on the outskirts of legoland. It was here he found peace and tranquility.


In the beginning, he ruled the robots as any good ruler would, with an cast iron fist. Later, however, he began to crave more power as he lavished in all of his 12 year old glory, much like Tsou Tijger in the last emperor. But, alas, he was not satisfied just ruling robotland.
In his hunger for power he tried to overthrow the tzar of legoland with his legion of robots and did so, unrelentingly. The lego wars, which only lasted about two weeks were....version 3 to follow