Sachi In Lyon France Fall 2003

The party begins, look at that spread, lets thank our fantastic hostess's Mr. And Mrs. Something I can't Recall.

In the fall of 2003 work presented me with a great opportunity, to go to Lyon, France and Beugolious for wine I think or at least to bring them Freedom Fries. Some others say it was for production meetings, the truth may never be known but at least we can say one thing. Here Sachi celebrates to his own demise prior to this knowledge thank goodness for his quick like el gato reflexes.

On one fateful evening a young impressionable engineer, some french folk and co workers had a hell of time trying to understand the nuances of delicious red beverage. The photo's will show you these blessed moments vividly. From the joyous beginning to the fateful end when our Hero Sachi came perilously close to being sliced and diced like a potato for the perfect tribute of disdain to the freedom fry. Also we can say Sachi took lessons from the Tom Cruise School of over acting.

Also you will be able to see something called "viper" a drink that reminds one of sniffing glue and paint varnish. That you drink with great passion and face cringing, like when a dude sees another dude get hit in the nuts. Yes I'm talking to you mole man (Keith DJ Elektrik Smith). So Enjoy this man holding a bottle of viper is our host Jean Claude who nicknamed the hero "Sushi". He is an owner of a famous vineyard, and he taught me how to open a bottle of champange with a sword. Also let one person live his dream of firing a gun while drunk, good clean French fun for all, remember these people love Jerry Lewis.

New New Jersey News that I Knew.

I amuse myself however as this site has now generated a series of fans, we will be sellling t-shirts featuring your favorite site super hero's. However, as of later this evening I will be posting up images and stories of my latest trip to the Washington DC area and of the many adventures that occured there. Also the fancy city fund raising party pictures of us rocking it Gangsta style. SO just wait and check back regularly.

Cohorts and Nosedarts

I wish the Big Pete would be accompanying my Little Pete, but Mt. Rushmore will have to get to know the Man of Action another day. I'll be guest blogging from the road too.

Here's to giant busts!

In all seriousness what to expect next.

The next few changes that will becoming to this blog include photo's posted by friends of AAA. Including individual journeys that the Magnificent Seven have taken in the past few years. So if you feel you deserve to have your adventures shared with the world, then please hit me up and I will give you user rights to post these photo's up. Otherwise I will continue to put up retro fit trip photo's and photo's of my up coming journeys to Baltimore, Brussels, Brugge, Luxemburg, and Amsterdam. Till then I will try to entertain with more sordid stories of Stink Box, DJ Electrical, Mad Marco, El Sach-O, The Bus, SPF Bob, and Hollywood Frank.

6 out of 7 Drunks Agree, Julie Rocks (The 7th passed out)

I don't know what you can say about Southern Hospitality, but I know what you can say about a New Yorker transplanted in the south. They are fantastic, they make sure you enjoy your time down there and make it like home, keeping the party going. This is Julie posing with Stewie, she was unbelievable nice, making a positive impression on anyone who met her. She is currently prepping for the MCAT's and we all wish her the best of luck and if Med school brings her back to NYC to do more good well you will have never be short for people to hang with you can always chill with us all. But all seriousness its not out of the question and I would watch E! That her and Stewie might get hitched, he was quite smitten. Also if down in VA Beach head to Envy good people and lots of fun, a good way to start an evening or keep an evening going. This is the last of the VA Beach Series stay tuned for a day at the ball park as a squeal.

Kidney Stone?

Talking about passing one serious kidney stone, I guess its best he passed it at the start of the trip, and not after. Imagine walking around with such pain, ouch.

Two Wild and Crazy Guys!!!

Mike and the Bobber get ready for a night of big fun by doing their best impersonation of Armenian Taxi Cab drivers.

Then Mike revels to Bob, he is well prepared to drink tonight by showing that he like Gorgan of Mortal Kombat also posses 4 arms.

Mad Marco and the Thunder Dome

On the race to the frozen drink kiosk, a battle was wagged between the SUV of the bicycle world, vs the sleek racing bicycles seen here ridden by Jans Borgman, and Slavko Gibliski, but as you can see by the smiles on Team Finger Pointing, that they were victorious, but a high price was paid, Shafik was lost in line of action. R.I.P in Shafikquil Quoraisheequil.

Bob, is he coming or is he going?

Is Bob here, is Bob there, is Bob everywhere, who knows?

Magnificent Seven Collage

Group Photoes of the Magnificent Seven as they take Virginia by storm like hurricane Ivan. As you can tell by their rosy cheeks that many of this people might have been drunk, and too this we say thank god.

Drunkenstein on the Loose

Drunkenstein was on the loose through the streets of VA Beach. Bob-Hellsing used his native Translyvain techniques to corral the beast but then instead became fascinated by the creature and took some photo's for posterity instead, including a group shot of these creatures that later would be dubbed as drunken humans on a bender through VA Beach.

The Griffen's On Vacation!!

These Assholes kept disturbing the Griffens Vacation, but as time wore on Stewie became intrigued by their partying ways and figured he was saucy enough to join this group of salacious people, he partyed on, like great figures of the past, Keenu, Robert Downey Junior and Brando. He told us to call him Stu only mangers and ass kissers call him Stewie, so we did, Bob might have tried a few lines of Hollywood magic with him if you know what I mean.
After they joined our partying ways those Quahog boys showed us what it really meant to party, Stu downs his 6th vodka tonic and then in pure childlike jubilation gave Sachi a hug, finally holding still long enough to pose for one last photo.

Beach Clubs, Bikini's meet Guido's!!!!

Suregon General Mike says this gals could be dangerous to your health if you suffer from having a girlfriend, being drunk, or being shaped like Chris Farley, or have a heart condition again looking like Chris Farley. But Red, White, and Crue says Dr. Feel Good.





Here Mike pays tribute to dancing legend and dancing inspiration, Harsh "H- Bomb" Patel who for unseen circumstances beyond his control (Sleep Deprevation due to sand in the asscrack) he was un able to attend. So Mike cleared the dance floor and broke it down soul train style. Love, Peace, and Sooouuuuuuulllllll.







Marco shows all how a drunk man breaks it down in VA Beach. Go Marco Go Marco Go, his reenactment of the ninja turtle rap from "Return of the Ooze."

Violence on the Beach

The night of pain started when after disappearing for 17 hours Shafik reappeared, and the look of disappointment was on everyone's face, so Sachi had to be a hero and dunk him in the ocean. As Sachi tried making a night castle he was assaulted by a white drunk male who then realized why these west jersey cast are famous for their wrestling. Finally Mike and Frank Doo were attacked by the Boo Brother's on Atlantic Avenue.

Friends Don't Let Friends Drown (Not Us)

Here Mike shows the proper way to cleanse oneself to Shafik, figuring its never to late to learn hygiene. After this Sachi an ordained Hindu priest baptized Shafik into the magnificent seven. Finally Frank gives the camera that come hither look, saying its go time.

Dance Montage

No words needed for this next few pictures, just to say Bob and Marco had a solid trip, a very solid trip.

"And Walking Down The Catwalk...."

Two of the Magnificent Seven Walking down Atlantic Avenue, strutting their stuff after being victorious earlier on the beach in a dominating performance on the sand volleyball courts. Here Q-Nasty recounts is masterful serve as El-Sach-O listens on intently. Other items of not, you can see that Shafik did not realize they were staying ona beach as he sported his dark jeans and fancy black shirt while Sachi sported collegite pride with his Stevens hat (truly sad, when they continue to livei n the past) but on the right side his sporting his poser reef flip flops. (_____Filler______________).
Here Frank walks as he contemplates things of great importance. We are left wondering what he is thinking, is he thinking what is America's exit strategy in Iraq? Why we are put on this earth, what is his purpose? Does he wonder why he can pull of no sleeves but not everyone can? Or is wondering would a blue cheese table top dispenser be his first purchase when his acting career hits it big and can then show it off on MTV cribs. I guess we will never know.

Bob's Got Some Sand in His Crack

After hours of abuse by the hands of tyrant Benson, a band of brothers joined arms and raised up against his oppressive rule. Armed with 2ft yellow plastic shovels they launched an offensive thrust against "The Bob." The following pictures document these events. As Mike flexed after victory, and Keith goes in for the kill, while Frank fends off his assaulting tentacles, and Marco's poses for the documentary.