The engagement party (into the belly of the beast)

This is a chronicle of my journey into the abyss, the belly of the beast, no not a heroine de-toxic center but something much worse the south jersey swamp, to a town called Mount Holly (Greek for creature with no soul) Side stepping any soul eaters we maneuvered stealthily through unfamiliar surroundings initially supplying up at Weis and then all the voyage route at what the locales call a WAWA, nourishment was important for this journey to be safe. On this journey I was accompanied by famous exorcist Father Flanagan and Jim McGee notorious 20’s gangster from Franklin New Jersey a town only the truly inspired can appreciate They were recruited for their unique talents to fight the super natural problem of marriage. The beast was disguised as a female and can be seen brandishing marshmallows for their sadistic blood letting rituals, the victim was perplexed by the healing brownies and succumbed to the cake of lethal temptation. The final part of this unholy ritual is the ceremonial fight between the men of the hill country and queen of the Amazon clan whose kingdom we trespass eating the traditional food of their past (spaghetti and meatballs) participating in their games (bullshit and asshole) and singing their songs (Beatles White Album) The evening ended with the beheading of the father for his rendition of G ‘ n’ R’s “Welcome to the Jungle”