A profile in Terror (Sachi’s sojourn into Albuquerque New Mexico for peyote)
Recently I was provided the opportunity to travel inside the head and soul of man synonymous with terror, Amir the programming guru, who single handedly made both matlab a relic and goatees un-cool. I was sent to portray this man’s physiological profile on a recent trip to New Mexico. What I return with was being able to see the darkest part of my soul and being, what I found was chilling. Here he familiarizes himself with his surroundings preparing to feed like the Borg on the knowledge of the locales to further his own purpose and mission. You ask what mission the mission to use the word “pimp” in every facet of a conversation. Amir sizing up the scene records a photo of the profiler “El Gato” in his typical business dress.
With everything in place Amir (Cool blog nickname s till needed, any suggestion please provide.) puts his plan into action and upon the entire New Mexico country side he flashes the west coast emblem symbolizing his struggle with his inner demons, resisting the urge to shove “El Gato” off the cliff and rightfully so, “El Gato” is one ornery son of bitch when sight seeing.
Finally he is able to find a proper depiction of in stone of “El Gato” by the great ancients from the beyond (some hippies from Taos) These tales maybe slightly fabricated, slightly manufactured, and not at all true, but the pictures are so enjoy and just realize yes New Mexico has Mexican food, it just happens to be fresher, hence the name New Mexico. With the conclusion of this journey the people of New Mexico had a new name for Amir, a name fitting to be a blog nickname the Egyptian Magician just not sure what his magic trick is but it could be (fill in the blank) .
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Goatees ARE cool
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