2004 MI MIAMI South Beach Boom SHAKA LAKA BOOM

This is a retro post like figuring out that quantum jitter problem and traveling back in time not to the time when Moses pimp walked down that mountain with his blazing bling as he unleashed his kung fu grip on those pagean ninja's along the path. Yes Moses was in the middle east and probably not Charlton Heston or even remotely looking like the Hest'er. I also don't think its the time of Jesus as this is clear the good life being exhibited by the Mike's in Miami in the summer of 2004.

I know many of you think if we believe the 70's perception of the greatest story every told then Mike could be jesus but then you recall his closer to beleezabub's incarnate then Jesus. Instead we come to the conclusion this man is just enjoying the good life that is Miami like Will Smith say's Mi Miami and lets do as Mike G and toast to the good life.

O Know its A floating Shafik head that means the next series of Images are gonna be party-rific and out of control even for Mamba boys gone wild....
Speaking of doing the Mamba, I will from hence forth like Kobe Bryant and the chick from Kill Bill Vol 2, refer to myself as the Black Mamba alas the Black Mamba (i.e. Sachi) is getting side tracked. But looking at the floating party head sign don't you think about teddy roxpen the talking singning tape cassette bear. A freaking tape cassette player inside a teddy bear who was the fucking genius who thought about this, asshole.


I know the floating head usually means candid party shots but this the prep to the laua at south Beach. After 2 Mike's and 2 Indians in the summer of 2004 went to South Beach, Shaquille O'neal followed, but these were the original gansta's of South Beach you got from left to right Ninja Joe, The Rock , and Black Mamba. We were strolling around surveying the scene and seeing what was rightfully ours as the coolest Motha Fucka's around... This was MIAMI 04.

Now the party photoes I'm still not sure if this was a man or a woman but the restuarnt was recommended by Ms. Sandra Cadavid known to you all as the Emu. She is latin-american so her judgement on eateries in Miami was indespensible and here is just one example, MANGO's. You ask why this image I tell you why not, Miami is full of latin ladies that with change in climate and culture causes them to look like the dude from the crying game not knowing if they are man or woman. For ever model in south beach there is an equal amount of She-Males one of the Diddy's secret passions. But if you are looking for detailed she-male information on this site I apologize because its not availible only tasteless jokes at their expense for a better understanding of them I recommend you contact Richard Simmons (I kid I kid) just go to your local library like any good person.

Simply put these is the Miami's Party Finest, the Mamba, Ninja J, The Rock (not to be confused with Da Rock aka Dwayne Johnson), and the Bus in our party finest, showing a range of outfits, looks, and drinks we are a diverse party group bringing in all aspects, frat boy, the preppy, the quido, and the laid back dude.

O no the floating party head alert is back, more candid party shots, not to be confused with candid nut shots, yo seriously isn't that party head crazy. I realized forget those real world dorks and how they spawned no talent and massive pectorals into a career by rubbing whip creame on each other using their bums but instead what about these folks that do the best of or all time craziest what makes them more or less an expert on hungry hungry hippo's then me? And why is that the Donna's always seem to have time to provide opinions on the garabage pail kids but yet no one knows that they even play music.

I need to write microwave cuisine cookbooks, and seriously these photoes need more skewar food items. But damn we are one seriously good looking group and this following photo will show it. Yo seriously for $500 I will give you Ninja J and throwin a box of mallomars. Just take a look at this picture...

After partying it up and evenings of great debauchery the gang needs a manner in which to earn some cash to maintain their ludicaris lifestyle in south beach... and before you let your mind go to the proverbial gutter it was gang banging like compton not van nuys. Here is a classic example of a poor good looking indian getting jacked up by to Loco dudes named mike for some drinking cash (demonstration no sachi's were harmed in the making of this montage) However you might think that with one of them cheering and posing rather then assisting in the jacking it would loose legitmacy but in actuality the folks of south beach are very narcassitic and even the mugged pose in this case a tribute to PBA star Pete Weber (Thats bowling folks) with the SUX IT sign.

Ok well that was a blast into the past of the "Sachi's One Strange Trip" archive of MIAMI 04, stay tuned for other periodic blasts from the past and not the crappy Brandon Frasier movie and some recent trips to such exotic places as Perth Amboy and India (still debating where the water is more lethal to the COLON). Laters MAMBA out.