Legoland @ Winsdor in 2004

It begins, the moment life times are made of, Lego Land. While visiting England in 2004, the 12yr old inner child burst forth and dragged mah ass to Windsor to see LegoLand. One suprising fact to note that the "A train" pointed out was we were the only two who weren't pushing stroller or in a stroller, basically we lacked any sort of stroller element, now I understand what Jim Crow Laws felt like. The picturesque village that lay below had hidden dangers only anticipated in a George Lucas epic from skywalker ranch. Here the Castles pose with the "A train" out of fear for the great wrath of the "A train" could be unleashed at any moment. The barrage of stroller and rain took a momentary respite allowing for the photograph. Pretty cool what you can do with tiny plastic bricks and lots of free time in mom's basement.

Here the great village beast, lexically (godzilla's brick cousin) protects the lego village from the "A train" and the great "Turkeytron" son of Gobloxs from century 2925. Legozilla tells "A train" is what's on the menu today and you see the uneasiness in the eyes, because "Turkeytron" anin't rolling in this day, no time rift you know.





Finally I can say " I have the whole world in my hands I have the whole world in my hands..." If atlas was an Indian from Franklin New Jersey where the earth was made of legos this might be the image you would see... You notice how the lego dude doesn't assist, he don't care cause he is to busy being Lara croft, damn him. All I can say is, nice shoes.

The story bascially is, if in England lego land is a must, a one hour train ride from London with free shuttles to and fro. Where else can you build your own eating utensils. Other items of note include seeing Windsor Palace and some good tea and biscuits.