Harsh’s 25th Birthday when it all comes full circle like the mighty Delaware.

On the night of October 29th, 2005, Mr. H.N. Patel celebrated an early birthday with members of the Magnificent 7, the League of Shadows, Clergy men and others of great power in the ceremonial mating grounds of man (Bars), and feeding areas of obese men (Chinese restaurants) , again if offended realize the blogger is just an Asshole, so don’t fret and worry too much.


The night went from solemn and reserved to something that would make Tommy Lee blush and rolling stone turn away green. These photographs here represent several of the people and events that unfolded on this night.
Some scenes despite a large number of us, and you ask where “Bobo” and “Lady J” disappeared too, who knows, only they and the dude running the webcam know for sure. The good father himself was offering Sage advice to passing by sinners. Speaking of that if she is “Lady J” and he is “Bobo” does that make a new cop drama the adventures of Bobo and Lady J a pimp and his pimpette, I would be Dan Murphy hard as nails cop, H-bomb would be Tyrone Jones wise cracking insider, the Bus would be Daniel Lombardi brash young renegade cop and Violent F as balls to the walls cop Frank Stone (All his character names must start with Frank so as not to confuse him i.e the Tony Danza factor).

Scene 1 Bobo tells Lady J she needs to bring the corner back in check, bam bam Tyrone Jones slams Frank Stone against the wall and says you have to slow your roll, boom Daniel Lombardi driving and Dan Murphy passenger drive through the building end scene.

Did you ever just think people in general are interesting not as interesting as say Batman or Kissinger ( I think that is a made up alias) but even with that imagine if they were in a cop drama like NYPD blue as the setting, with news names as I have demonstrated with their own backgrounds provided by you, wonder what that world would be? Well using this images and twisted logic we will try to provide that. The Williams sisters getting ready to be arraigned in on posing as women and forcing us to watch them in skimpy leotards, this was MJP’s collar, we seem him as a sergeant one day.

Taking the beasts off the street making it safe for fun loving W.A.S.P’s once again. Some say the devil made him do it but here is the beast himself ready to fight Clergyman Bobo of the Holy Ho denomination. (Side note: people are a lot like birds thanks to the power of digital cameras and the internet, they are all about seeing themselves and posing, like frozen mirror, so essentially when you see me and pull out something shiny I will be distracted from anything else.)
MJP and Lady J breaking down the situation and reliving stories of past encounters involving Tyrone (H-bomb) Jones while MJP is sippin on his gin and juice laid back his mind on his money and his money on his mind. She pulls the mace out incase Father Bobo comes to see if she wants a confessional now that is one resourceful Hindu. One piece of advice be weary of man who wants to dress up as a clergy man, and owns an extensive porn collection cause he will ask for $20 spot.

One item of note Park on 10ave btwn 17th and 18th st sucks!!!! They have been permently tainted by the handling of a very serious solution they are anti human beings. They are a club of Karl Rove politics.

A profile in Terror (Sachi’s sojourn into Albuquerque New Mexico for peyote)

Recently I was provided the opportunity to travel inside the head and soul of man synonymous with terror, Amir the programming guru, who single handedly made both matlab a relic and goatees un-cool. I was sent to portray this man’s physiological profile on a recent trip to New Mexico. What I return with was being able to see the darkest part of my soul and being, what I found was chilling. Here he familiarizes himself with his surroundings preparing to feed like the Borg on the knowledge of the locales to further his own purpose and mission. You ask what mission the mission to use the word “pimp” in every facet of a conversation. Amir sizing up the scene records a photo of the profiler “El Gato” in his typical business dress.

With everything in place Amir (Cool blog nickname s till needed, any suggestion please provide.) puts his plan into action and upon the entire New Mexico country side he flashes the west coast emblem symbolizing his struggle with his inner demons, resisting the urge to shove “El Gato” off the cliff and rightfully so, “El Gato” is one ornery son of bitch when sight seeing.

Finally he is able to find a proper depiction of in stone of “El Gato” by the great ancients from the beyond (some hippies from Taos) These tales maybe slightly fabricated, slightly manufactured, and not at all true, but the pictures are so enjoy and just realize yes New Mexico has Mexican food, it just happens to be fresher, hence the name New Mexico. With the conclusion of this journey the people of New Mexico had a new name for Amir, a name fitting to be a blog nickname the Egyptian Magician just not sure what his magic trick is but it could be (fill in the blank) .

Congratulations Chris and Plus One (Lorriane) on your Nuptials and Good luck

From the simple people of Sussex County sponsored by Condit Ford.

Congrats from Sachi, Mike, Harsh, Bob, John, Frank, Keith, Milia, Megan, Mary, Chuck, Christina, Ray-Ray, Nirav, our folks, and the dude from the old video star you know who I mean.

We all still can recall with great fondness how you would collect action figures, talk incessantly about star wars and dream of one day working as an intergalactic bounty hunter. Wait a minute you still do all these things, well congrats on the engagement can't believe one day you might actually reproduce, god help us. Also you got to conceive in a maroon Temp-o if possible.

Thanks for letting us share in that moment and hope you ate at least one cup cake. Also thank you Kelly for feeding us 3 weary travelers and hosting a very fun event. It was like medieval times with wrestling, fire, and people.

The engagement party (into the belly of the beast)

This is a chronicle of my journey into the abyss, the belly of the beast, no not a heroine de-toxic center but something much worse the south jersey swamp, to a town called Mount Holly (Greek for creature with no soul) Side stepping any soul eaters we maneuvered stealthily through unfamiliar surroundings initially supplying up at Weis and then all the voyage route at what the locales call a WAWA, nourishment was important for this journey to be safe. On this journey I was accompanied by famous exorcist Father Flanagan and Jim McGee notorious 20’s gangster from Franklin New Jersey a town only the truly inspired can appreciate They were recruited for their unique talents to fight the super natural problem of marriage. The beast was disguised as a female and can be seen brandishing marshmallows for their sadistic blood letting rituals, the victim was perplexed by the healing brownies and succumbed to the cake of lethal temptation. The final part of this unholy ritual is the ceremonial fight between the men of the hill country and queen of the Amazon clan whose kingdom we trespass eating the traditional food of their past (spaghetti and meatballs) participating in their games (bullshit and asshole) and singing their songs (Beatles White Album) The evening ended with the beheading of the father for his rendition of G ‘ n’ R’s “Welcome to the Jungle”

Not your momma’s Brugge

The purpose of Euro 2005 was to eventually end up at a conference in Brugge Belgium, one of the prettier cities I’ve seen, right there with Edinburgh and Perth Amboy New Jersey. Not the total Hohil experience I have grown to expect, it was more subdued on his part, possible do to the Russian spies. The city is worth ha visit, and if lucky as I was you will witness Twirling day where men use the occasion to don tights and twirls flags like Big Fat Ladies, it was stunning simply stunning.
Other highlights includes the largest chocolate Easter egg I’ve ever seen it could literally eat you, drunken cross bow shooting, and dinner in the city palace as a welcome to visit their city. A few other items of note the place is loaded with Indians so be-careful if pungent odors are not your style, as well as eat a bucket of mussels and French fries in trappist beer, cheap and fattening for those long 2 speed bike rides. Face it you will cause yourself erectile dysfunction like this statue pictured herein.
Otherwise Brugge is what Williamsburg would be if it was presently operating town and not a shill and pawn for the Anheuser Busch family.

Amsterdam (Hedonistic Revival on Urine Tracked Waterway Known as Europe)

This Amsterdam Redux, staring Sachi Desai as Clint, Jean Claude Van Damme is Rico; together they are going on a double impact (hahahaha double impact) mission in Hard Target (hahahaha hard target) a loquacious comedy about action and intrigue of an Indian in a corrupt city where only he can change it, this summer. A few things of note is Vandal Park were previously bob had washed his feet, Boom Chicago where I saw rock operetta about vampires that love Elvis Pressley and several others sights show in the following pictures. I will post pictures up soon of my previous trip to Amsterdam staring Benson & Benson. But this part of Euro trip 2005, Sachi’s re-education. One last item of note when being engaged by a cocaine dealer be prepared to learn that as an engineer you don’t have the same buying power and not let that depress you.

Most of the images you see are from the square in central Amsterdam and the Vondal Park with the Museumsplien next to it. The reflecting pool feature in these pictures is the same place “Bobo “ on a previous journey cooled his feet and causing an effect later known as the Benson Tsunami where a wave of him people run for safety with the removal of his socks.

Finally we bore witness to what old people would do if they ever found the chess set from Great Giant who was killed by Jack in the story of Jack and the Bean stalk.

Large Atom, Small Paraliment, Crazy Blonde Lady

In this land of great contrast no bigger contrast can be found then the between a model of an iron atom 165 million times it original size and Mini Europe a park marketed towards the duck feeding old of Belgium featuring European landmarks 1/12 and 1/24 the scale and smaller. The following pictures illustrate both, its seems as though a land of people who try to make up for a little something, something, if you know what I mean cause I really don’t. The one picture shows the sheer magnitude of this atom, while another shows the enormity of the women in europe, same size as Big Ben, I was stationed in a valley maybe a good 500 meters away to get such a picture, she ate a poor peasent man a few seconds after this picture was snapped the resulting photo of that event is too horrible to put in this place of happiness, enjoy.

A country of fun loving Pervs and a Pissing Statue

The national symbol of this country of some many stinking Euro’s, Manneken Pis. A 30cm tall statue of a little boy urinating into a bowl designed a fountain. This is clearly the thing to see not only in all of Brussels but all of Belgium; you realize this by the inordinate amount of Japanese tourist and Gypsy controlled hot-dog stands. Little known fact the water-dog (hot dogs sold by push cart) is one of the most cut throat and difficult rackets to join, the competition is fierce and the rewards are high, the women, the money, the power are synonymous. Ok now back to the action, Manneken Pis is ceremonially dressed periodically in costume regally varying from Gaucho to Maple Leaf Hockey player, devoting a whole museum to his wardrobe, he is essentially the European Paris Hilton, just with better acting skills as demonstrated in these pictures, where he pretends to be a boy pissing in a bowl. So here is Manneken Pis in all his glory, also great chocolate truffles right across the road.

Random tips in everyday dealings with the undead.

Zombie Survival Guide Tip #43
Organize before they rise!!

Zombie Survival Guide Tip #67
Use your head: Cut off theirs.

Evading, Eating, and being " Bond, Sachi Bond" The Fruit Loop Conundrum.

This is Groket (forgot real name so I made one of my own) Market in Brussels I think. Included are the sights, the smells, and the free things to see in Brussels if you try to keep the trip very HinJew (Code for stingy Hindu, if both Hindu, cheap, or Jewish do not be offended, for I am an ass.) The lady in the orange I am convince was a Scandinavian spy tracking me with the instruction to seduce me, but I proved both to eager and willing to succumb causing great suspicion. The big lighted building is where the Belgians use to sacrifice virgins to the god of the harvest or something worst case its a great place to acquire pigeon meat for your traditional greeek slovaki or pork fried rice, yummmmmmmmmmmm pork fried rice, I good go for some right now, with succlent imitation pork made of nyc pigeon meat, tasty rice, some hot sauce (How Sachi remains caliante)... I"m so hungry where the heck does sandra keep those cookies, oops back to the blog, so this the main market in Brussels in day time with the sweidish spy Ingrid and at night time.

The market street with some of the most amazing seafood you will ever taste succulent lobster, tasty crabs and bisque to kill for, hence why the Battle of the Bulge was fought near here during WWII, no concidence good food and fat people. Belgium happens ot have some of the fatest europeans around, they are the wisconsin of europe.

Steel Horse I ride I'm ah Cowboy... 09/22/2005

The first thing that came to mind when I landed in Belgium is this is very different traveling through Europe without “Bobo” no its not my pet Care Bear but rather Newfoundland looking side kick, kind of like Ton to if he was the white one and the lone ranger was Indian. I wonder if I was the Lone Ranger if my cover identity would I be named Josh Sacramento, or would that be Carmen San Diego’s fiancée? Anyhow my tummy growled from long arduous flight and landing there at 8am with the air temperature being a shade above ass purple, I scoured the countryside for food like Bea Arthur for a cabana boy. Instead of food I came upon a courtyard at the steps of the capital and national judicial building full of painted horses (my little ponies on steroids) and cows (tribute to Wisconsin was the title I think). Painted by local and international artist were a series of Horses, Cows and out cuts of both animals. Through this were myriad of scantily dressed maidens you would refer to them as European university students. I spoke only in riddles as they asked my name I said “El Gatos” they said nothing else, no just “El Gatos” I come from a land across the ocean and through the trees riding on a steel bird. They tired at this point and said what is this douche back talking about lets just wave and move on, and so they did.












(Sachi in Belgium looking GQ after being up for 29 hours straight)

Celeb Sighting In NYC 9/10/2005

During one fateful Saturday afternoon two star cross lovers met in an air of intrigue with a hint of danger in and around NYU area of the city. As they both met I wandered out and about the city, trying to find that right man-thong (you know for the beach), can't be the only one of the magnificent 7 without one, how would that look? Anyhow as I contemplated banana yellow or fire engine red, thoughts came back full circle to, “ How come we don’t make a calendar of us and use the profit to go to Brazil?” At this moment when the epiphany occurred there she was in all the has-been radiance Nimer Rimawi described Kylie Mingoue, singing her heart off as people cheered like the return of a Space Man.

Space man flying so high, looking like he needs a tie in a river of darkness rolling about through an abyss with no name. The Space-man Jim saunters into the house built on a side of a hill and he says, “Star rockets in flight afternoon delight” the curious borrow looks back and all it can muster to answer hee-haw, hee-haw.

disclaimer: If this really isn't her but some even lesser known hasbeen please don't inform me, I would like to hold onto my image