How the Cooler Got Its Groove Back!!!

08/04/05
Cooler's Urges:

Another vacation with friends and the cooler acting as fall in for Harsh "H-Bomb" Patel. Now you ask is the cooler the character from William Macy movie, well yes it is but not in this case, in this case its a rubbermaid cooler filled with evian water and corona's. Some feel the cooler is an "H-Bomb" upgrade, I mean it does provided sustaince and refreshing beverages but there is no replacement for "H-bombs" insults and unique view on life, but the cooler does do an admirable job.

The cooler during the long car ride to VA Beach became a bit aggressive with its advancements toward Shafik. For several hours Shafik valiantly fought off the coolerÂ’s sexual advances, realizing Shafik wouldn't succumb to the cooler, it moved onto an easier, sultrier target Mike "The Bus" Layton who is a sucka for ice cool coolers, but the cooler wasn't satisfied and desired Shafik.



08/05/05
Cooler's Urges:

The following evening after a night of copious amounts of alcoholic consumption the cooler and Shafik headed back to the room a little earlier then expected. Once we arrived we found Shafik past out as the Cooler had a smoke to celebrate its latest conquest. Causing Shafik to disappear the next day out of shame. The cooler was happy and content not providing any more trouble for rest of the trip.